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i am cursed by nocturnal self-awareness.

when get up and go, gets up and leaves

no sooner had the pumpkin-colored moon raised its head above the sawtooth mountain (lol…mountains…) range when the woodcock started in with their prurient peenting.  like last week, they were in open areas of young forest or…as the moon got brighter…on the road; the point being that when wildlife are trying to get busy, it doesn’t matter where they get busy. 

lucky bastards.

most of the rivers and streams are open, but with the recent cold (10 degrees last night) much of the moisture-bearing snow has yet to meet its demise.  the combination of sound and pressure and displaced air near the larger open rivers is an overwhelming experience that, like my frequent pondering of the stars and galaxies and planets, makes me recognize how completely trivial i am.   

if there are owls singing, one would never know.  

i surveyed till 1 this morning and slept fitfully, then was up at 7 to stumble into work.  stumbling defines nearly 4 months of my owling life, but the stumbling has definitely increased now that i have to balance my daytime and nighttime shifts.  i can tell you this though, if i don’t go out, i will miss something that will make me say to myself “if i hadn’t been here, i never would have _________ (insert tactile sense) that.  

as often happens though, the winds are streaming off the lake and i will get a nocturnal reprieve for an evening.  no telling though, what i might miss.


seasonal confusion

here it is the middle of april and already, i am thinking about fall.  since i made my permanent move to the north shore in 2003, my autumnal evenings have been spent in the back yard, banding saw-whet owls as they move in endless waves across the granite of the laurentian shield.  the owls move to survive; to avoid winter in a landscape whose resources are often lost beneath winter’s thick coat of snow. surviving winter means an opportunity to reproduce in the spring and as you well know…i am all over that process. 

to date, i have banded over 4ooo owls and all it takes is for one of my bands to be read in another place to make the long hours worth while.  so far, i have had “returns” in minnesota, wisconsin, iowa, illinois, indiana, ohio, new york, and throughout canada.  in 2010, a male owl i had banded in september of 2008 was captured and released at a nest box in north central ontario.  its mate was banded in pennsylvania during the fall of 2009. 

last fall, i banded an owl and the next night, it was recaptured  in duluth.  straight line, that was a 90 mile journey in right around 24 hours.  the owl sensed the need to move and did so with celerity. 

as an avian comparison i turn to “brat”, a tiercel (male) peregrine falcon that was released (hacked) from the mn peregrine reintroduction project’s mount leveaux hack site in the summer of 1986. 

warning: heart-warming anecdote to follow. 

during the summer of 1986, i was the lead hack site attendant on leveaux.  that meant my partner and i spent too much time in an observation blind that was too small, typically after a night of drinking too much beer.  we released 18 falcons that summer, which meant the flights over leveaux were sometimes crazy.  the birds were newly hatched and not the brightest bulbs in the socket…were they incandescent bulbs, they would have glowed at about 10 watts.  once they developed their flight skills though, the falcon in them took over and we would watch amazing stoops and tail chases that both entertained and bedazzled.    

brat was the most brazen of the tofte 18 and was always the first falcon on the fresh quail in the morning and the first to take to the wing in defense of the leveaux site.  his name was entirely based on behavior.  he was a bully and a thug, and extremely vocal, so even when you couldn’t see him, you could hear him (perhaps good training for the owler that I was to become).  brat was originally released at weaver dunes (kellogg, mn) but was transported to the north shore due to a nasty black fly hatch that actually sucked the blood (and life) out of several of the chicks.

to cut to the chase (and to overcome anecdote apathy), brat had breakfast one august morning in tofte, was captured at hawk ridge one day later, and back in tofte for breakfast the next morning.  180 miles, tofte to duluth to tofte and all we could do was ask: “why would anything or anyone come back to tofte?”  i know the answer now, and it has nothing to do with the frozen yogurt machine at the holiday gas station. 

to me, 90 miles is a significant flight for a short-winged, forest dwelling owl.  for the peregrine, it is nothing.  in both cases though, we never would have known where the owl or peregrine had come from, had it not been for the numbered bands on their leg.  the rewards are few and far between, but when they occur, it’s better than the macarena.  

 owls tonight.  the return of the midnight coffee cowboy.


goodbye winter…hello winter

i will never rule out one last ski, but i am pretty sure last night’s one last ski will be my one last ski of the season. 

despite less-than smiley face back pain and a resultant walking gait that has me moving like fred g. sanford, i headed to the onion river road and strapped on my rock skis for a last waltz…a last nordic taste of what has been an amazing winter. 

warning: touchy-feely prose to follow

brown earth erodes winter’s white.  pure water courses through the draws to the streams to the rivers to the lake to the ocean to the clouds to the draws to the streams to the rivers to the lake to the ocean to the draws.  perpetual motion, imperceptible motion.  

thank you for your patience, we now return to nonsense.  

this was the first time i have traveled to the trailhead in nearly a week.  most of the parking lot berms have melted and the hustle and bustle of the ski season is gone, replaced by tire tracks through the mud and matted grasses where dirt gives way to forest.  on the onion river road,  two ski tracks head towards the north.  then footprints, then ski tracks.  when the mud reappears, i debate turning around but as usual, my stubborn, obsessive/compulsive determination  makes a turn-around unlikely.    

i have many skis like that.  and many owling nights.  and gardening moments.  and biking treks.  and hikes.

these are not new behaviors or indulgences for me.  

all i know is that when i die, i hope i am doing something i enjoy.  the older i get, the more i realize that deals with god or the devil or the dnr are not going to change much at this point.  my finite die has been cast and i can still move and so dammit!!!…i am going to move.  

this morning, there is a new blanket of white and it looks inviting and entices my compulsive behaviors like it always has, but now i am pretty sure my one last ski last night was truly, my one last ski.


owling in my underwear

the question is whether the saw-whet heard in my yard last night was the same owl heard 2 weeks ago or a newly arrived owl, hanging out, testing the waters of lake reproduction, hoping to get his cloaca on. 

i don’t know.  same cavity, same singing pattern, same cherubic owl observer.

his singing caught me completely off guard.  i was resigned to woodpeckers and woodcock as my breeding avi-fauna neighbors this spring and now i will cross my fingers, hoping that every biologist’s dream comes to fruition:  that i can watch a nest in my underwear from my relax-a-lounger.

al bundy, owl biologist.

the current forecast strongly suggests 3-6 inches of snow this week-end.  personally, that confuses the crap out of me because i don’t know whether to ski or pedal, sink or swim. 

it was apparent last night that after i had entered the land of nod, the less-than-welcome raccoons have emerged from their wintertime damnation and were out looking for free sustenance.  my compost bin was opened and the last vestige of suet cleaned like corn from the cob. the old-timers up here won’t talk about the good old days, they’ll talk about the days on the north shore before raccoons and skunks made their appearance. 

raccoons, skunks and owl biologists.


14 minutes of fame

my 15 minutes of fame will actually be 14 minutes and will occur in 7 minute increments for each of the two episodes of “cops” i star in. it hasn’t happened yet, but just you wait.

i am reveling in another non-owling night, with a low pressure system perched at our doorstep, eager to ruin another north shore week-end.  sleeping in this morning was a luxury, but it means i will work late tonight and well….doesn’t everyone just feel sorry for the owlman?

tomorrow, i will be participating in a local radio program called “northern gardening” where i hope i can talk about owls because really, that’s about all i know in life…owls and buffing the patina on my cynicism…and this lamp…and that’s all i know.

oh wait.  sorry.

the program’s topic will be tomatoes and the fact i am on truly shows what a vapid topic gardening on the north shore can be, given a growing season that lasts right around 29 hours.  truth be told, i can grow tomatoes but then, anyone can.  to me, the rewards come in early september when i am gearing up for the saw-whet migration and spend an entire week-end making several varieties of salsa, each without a recipe and each tasting different.  other than the chilli powder, i grow everything diced and juiced and peeled and roasted and otherwise thrown into the pot.  

…and…i like warm puppy noses.

as soon as the snow leaves our forested areas, i will begin to check some of the 101 nest boxes i still have in the woods.  2011 means i will have to perform maintenance on the boxes, or risk losing them to gravity or the feller-buncher because interestingly, the same landscapes in which i have placed the boxes because of their old forest characteristics, are inked for “forest management”…meaning the forest will be displaced by neat little rectangles, void of trees, save for aesthetic wildlife islands that are supposed to provide refuge from predators and rest during perilous migrations but that sadly, don’t protect wildlife from the people designing the management.  

come to think about it, i can’t wait to talk about tomatoes.


take that, boredom!

fact: owling is 95 percent determination and 5 percent luck.  the other 5 percent is beer.

there i was on the morning side of midnight, counting down the stops until i made the long drive back to my humble owlman abode, when the long-eared started in. only it wasn’t the hooting usually associated with one of my favorite “good” owls, it was its alarm call…which is akin to pulling a cat’s tail at the very moment it is tossed into the bathtub.   

not that i’ve ever done that. 

but what was doubly rewarding was that the long-eared’s alarm call was being directed at another long-eared, whose alarm call was directed at the first long-eared.  cacophony met its match at the top of two lofty white pines last night, and i was there to witness it.

…a fitting ending to a night that was busy and absolutely invigorating. 

my decision to trek up to the end of the gunflint trail was a good one.  i was amply prepared with caffeine and chocolate and other non-nutritive foodstuffs and was willing to sacrifice much-needed beauty rest to fulfill my life quest of doing nothing other than driving around in the woods by myself, listening for owls and eating chocolate.    

even before crossing nocturnal paths with the cantankerous long-eareds, i listened to the calls and songs of 11 saw-whets, 3 barreds, and get this….56 woodcock.  there were so many hormonally charged woodcock that i still feel dirty today. 

peenting then dizzying flights of fancy.  the male woodcock has got it all going on.

when you think about it, were the woodcock (aka “timberdoodle”) a diurnal species, the sound created by air displaced by their wings would have no function.  but, because woodcock courtship occurs during diminished light, the sound is an important adjunct to the display flight.  combined, the female woodcocks know exactly where the horny male woodcock are.  

last night, so did i and gosh…that sounded dirty. 

far and away, it was my biggest woodcock night in 25 years.  not surprising was that most of the birds were tallied in the stark landscape left by the 1999 windstorm and the 2006 cavity lake and 2007 ham lake fires.  young, rejuvenating forests with an open canopy.  they’ve got woodcock written all over them.  

hooray for the woodcock.  hooray for the owls.  hooray for determination, luck, and beer.


monkeys and owls

i spoke with my son today on the eve of his journey to costa rica, where for a week, he will accompany his mother on an avian, mercury toxicity study and salsa club sampling trek.  he didn’t seem overly excited, but that might just be a 13 year old’s bluster. i suggest that unlike northern minnesota where the greatest in-woods danger is running out of bug dope, there are actually animals that will eat tender flesh in the jungles of costa rica.

he mentioned there will be lots of monkeys and it was apparent his excitement hinged on observing and making contact with his primate relatives. 

“it’ll be like your cousin’s wedding last summer nikky,” i told him, “lots of noise and after a while, someone will start throwing feces.”

i can tell he is my son because the next 5 minutes of conversation revolved around monkeys and feces.

i am so proud of him.

i have just made the impulsive decision to head back up to the canadian border tonight so i can finish the last survey of my “second replicate.”  originally, i was going to do it tomorrow but the weather just came in and it is not looking promising because of a front arriving with rain and increasing winds.  wednesday and thursday are out because…i’ll be dipped… the stanley cup playoffs start and anyone who loves hockey knows the first round of the playoffs are the best.

given i am going on 5 hours of sleep, i know the journey home tonight will be fraught with peril and heavy eyelids.  i think i can tough it out, but the challenge comes right around 2230, when i  realize i still have half a route to go and my chocolate and coffee supplies are gone.

the best part of owl surveys remains, when the owl surveys are done.


when ducks fly (apologies to prince)

it was okay for owls last night, better for common goldeneyes that were moving in straight-lined droves across the moonlit landscape.   

during one survey lull near yet another winter-locked, ice-covered lake, i heard a group of goldeneyes fly in, circle around several times, then leave in the direction of their arrival.  besides the whistling of wings, i distinctly heard a “what the fuck?” from one of the exasperated ducks. 

it felt good to be out in the (relative) warmth of early april.  woodcock are getting busy, aided by the seedy moonlight which means that for the next two weeks, their crepuscular peenting will become an all night affair.

i thought about all this owling and all this reflection and all this introspection and were i to lock two weeks of the year and live in those two weeks forever, they would be the last two weeks of march. it’s the time of increasing daylight and incredible skiing.  sap is starting to flow.  owls are singing and calling.  i can burn my fleece. 

sadly, i view everything as downhill from here.  i like summer, don’t get me wrong, but it is in winter where i thrive and bitch the best.

the saw-whet that sang from my back yard apparently opted for thunder bay.  i have been hoping to hear courtship song near my homestead but so far, the closest i have come is a lionel ritchie cd. 

two steps backward are thwarted by one step forward….story of my life.

i believe i have purged the nordic virus from my system, although i never rule out one last skate ski on the onion river road.  the base is still good, but given how i rode my bike 14 miles yesterday and how today, my biking muscles have announced their reawakening, it seems a good idea to work the pedaling groups rather than the skiing groups because sadly, winter is gone (owlman gently wipes tear from corner of eye). 

one survey left in this (two week) block and then it’s on to my last round.  the rivers will be open soon and the roar of a rejuvenating earth will confound  my acoustical acuity for at least 2 weeks.  when that happens, i work the areas without swollen rivers and streams and focus on the upland landscapes for their relative peace and quiet. 

saw-whets have been getting crazy-busy over the last week and between them and the frogs and the woodcock and the grouse and the mustellids and my first nest box check and my gardens and biking and the pre-bug, nocturnal beauty of the north woods, it’s a pretty good time of the year. 

not as good as the last two weeks of march, but pretty good nevertheless.


that’s all i need

i don’t need much…snowy winters, owl song, warm puppy noses…and this lamp…snowy winters, owl song warm puppy noses, and this lamp…and that’s all i need.  

it must have been the power of positive thinking these past few nights.  first, i lamented the scarcity of moose and one appears on the road like a hooved poltergeist.  then, just as i was about to be lulled to distraction on my midnight stop last night, a boreal sang from the haunts where one hasn’t been heard in 9 years.   

in that location, i am sure the owl was singing for the owler to remind the latter that just because he hasn’t heard an owl, doesn’t mean one is not there.  

 but really, it’s been 9 years since i heard one in that landscape and of course, hearing one meant i mentally recycled the last 25 years in that location and stopped on 1991, the year a boreal owl ended up in a wood duck nest box which could only be accessed by crossing an open water wetland and fording its associated river, then hiking for days until finally, i could throw the ring into the fires of mordor.  

trust me…owler fantasies are the BEST!!!! 

the owl hung out for a couple of weeks, enticed a female into his den of inequity and then…just like the flood waters of spring…was gone.       

so last night’s fervored song on a mild april night made everything right in the world.   

tonight will mark my 5th survey night in a row and accordingly, i am a bit weary. 

snowy winters, owl song, warm puppy noses, and this lamp…and a little sleep…and that’s all i need.


boreal owl, moose confer; opt to leave mn

funny how it happens that you start thinking about something and that something happens.  while my perpetual bemoaning of the loss of boreal owls is now….yawn… eyes rolling towards ceiling…old news, its departure has curiously, been along roughly the same timescale as that of everybody’s most beloved ungulate, the moose. 

there was a time when conducting an owl survey and not having to wait, or engage in sudden braking to avoid a moose was a rare exception.  that has changed completely. 

yesterday, i was talking to someone and said, “i haven’t seen a moose in 2 years, and i am in the woods pretty much every spring.  did you know i started owl surveys in 1987? and when i started, i really didn’t know what i was looking for but i was warm because i wore 3 layers of wool.  gimme some wool for some firewood, was the saying back then.  i bought a lottery ticket once and not only won 10 dollars, but also, a years’ supply of wool.  now where was i?  oh yeah…anyways…”   sadly, it was then i realized the person was no longer there and i guess i was just talking to myself. 

kind of like this blog. 

 but back to the moose.  no sooner was i thinking about how absent they have been in my nocturnal journeys when lo and behold, one appears on the middle of the gunflint trail, without a care in the world. 

 of course, that got me thinking about the decline of the moose population and the decline of the boreal owl population and it was as if a light went on and i said to myself, “these declines are suspiciously parallel.” 

 despite their obvious differences, the two share many of the same habitat and climatic features:  lowland and upland boreal forest tracts, thick understorys, cool summers and cold winters.  even more of a connector is that both are situated along the southern edge of the boreal forest in northern minnesota and when change comes to large habitats and ecosystems, the change is first noticed around the edges, kind of like a barber trimming around your ears before he tackles the rest of your head.  

there are those who find common ground in denouncing climate change as the vector for anything too abstract to be understood.  but hello, it is a documented occurrence and i hate to shake you by your bootstraps, but it’s happening in northern minnesota and it won’t be long before both the moose and boreal owl are absent from our revered landscapes.

 while the boreal owls’ demise is quietly cheered by public agencies (one less old forest species to manage around), the moose is a game species and the alarm sounded by its decline is largely from those who have an innate, mouth-breathing need to shoot a horse-sized animal with poor eyesight and then drive around town for 3 days with the carcass in an open trailer so everyone can see what hunting and manliness is all about.  indeed, concern about the moose population is all about the loss of licensing and marketing and hunting-supported infrastructure.  it is nothing about the demise of a species (or more), or about the fact the boreal forest is shrinking before our eyes, or the fact that we remain ignorant about who is causing all this fuss.