one point five miles of terror

we climbed over 3500 feet yesterday, with both scott and i feeling the force, that being the directional arrow of our navigation systems (just follow the arrows, dummy).

that riding zeal, however, meant we had to backtrack because we didn’t pay attention to “our turn”.

same shit, different day.

we turned around and headed back to the swan river trading post, an rv/campground park with obvious “open carry” privileges.

getting there meant gravel back to the highway and then 1 and a half miles on the swan river highway to recuperative bliss.

holy shit. screaming traffic, no shoulder, and a tarmac that was like a crumble cake topping.

instant sense of imminent death. scott was in front of me and i watched as an adventurer van passed me going at least 75, unsteady mph, and missed him by a couple of feet.

plenty of room, right?

not when you are tightroping whatever smooth surface there is and the driver gives you no room.

fucking mulyuk.

made it to the campground and had to unwind with self-hypnosis, contemplation, introspection, and deep-breathing and yes, a couple of beers.

all was well….ooommmmmmmm.

we got set up in a cozy little cabin; no tent for us, and slept like the near-octogenarian cherubs that we are.

onto owl creek campground.

very fitting.

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4 responses to “one point five miles of terror

  • Christa Waymire's avatar Christa Waymire

    Love reading about your trip, Uncle Willy! What an amazing experience. I admire you and will pray for safe travels.

    Looking forward to future posts!
    ❤️,
    Christa

  • leescottbikenz's avatar leescottbikenz

    Trips like this are not without adventure. Ride the good line as Jeremy Kershaw says and may those highways with no shoulders and speeding vehicles give you space Better yet May the GD route keep you on remote gravel. 🙏🚵‍♂️🚵🙏

  • ptstolzfamily's avatar ptstolzfamily

    This is awesome!! We love Whitefish, MT! So beautiful. How can we send you a package? I would love to get some sweet snacks headed your way on the trail…something to look forward to!

    Can’t wait to read more! Praying for your safety and continued stories on this adventure!

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